BEHAVIORS OF PACK ANIMALS

If a dog's eyes appear to be riveted to you and your sandwich the next time you try to enjoy lunch, consider the clever, strategical intent of your rapt viewer. That's because new research has just demonstrated dogs quietly sneak food when we're not looking, waiting for the perfect opportunity to bite, steal and nosh.
Before every dog owner and lover reading this comments, "Duh! I knew that already," the finding is not to be taken lightly. The research, published in the latest issue of Applied Animal Behaviour Science, adds to the growing body of evidence that dogs possess theory of mind, the ability to attribute mental states to oneself and others.
In an effort to assist readers in fully grasping the implications of the above article, and also understand the underlying facts which completely discredit the alleged research that supports it, I will take a moment to disclose a few of the basic behavioral parameters of dogs.
First of all, dogs are pack animals, which means that they must learn a hierarchy of behavior. This requires that they become increasingly adept at communicating with body language...for a great many reasons, from socialization to sanctuary. Furthermore, dogs experience the world with their mouth, and thus possess a "nose" for the corporeal that humans may never fully understand.
A dog can "see" a human pupil dialate from more than 20 yards. The senses of a dog can "smell" a cancer growing in the human body. The true implications of these facts are such that the inherent behavior of a dog is typically beyond the scope of average human acknowledgment and perception.
Certainly humans can study dogs in varying levels of cognizance and along varying degrees of aptitude, however, even in the current atmosphere of advanced technology the human species is inherently ignorant to the basic "world" of the dog.
The best thing people can do, both for themselves and all of the wonderfully amazing, veritable "four legged gods" that often accompany them along their journey through space, is to respect and honor them by learning to speak their language, and quit abusing them by forcing them to live under a human existence which is both foreign and brutal to their auspicous senses.
Stop pretending that dogs exist at the pleasure of man, and understand that it may be quite the opposite...

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