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The current government in this nation is one of the most dysfunctional and despotic in United States history and is at an all time low with respect to public approval, and yet the California legislature has the gall to waste their time, at tax payer expense no less, passing a measure which intends to prohibit people from engaging in one of my favorite pastimes…cussing.

Arnold Schwarzenegger -- once a gay porn actor -- has destroyed California’s economy and now see’s fit to cut funding to schools, health care for elderly, mental health programs, state prisons, and even has taken billions of dollars in benefits directly out of physically disabled people’s pockets.

However, he and his incompetent gang of seditious thugs now see fit to demand that Californian’s shut their fucking mouths about it.

In an article on the ABC News website titled “California Goes Cuss-Free?,” one finds that legislators are actually giving this subject a significant portion of merit. California lawmakers have approved a “cuss-free week” to encourage citizens to watch their language.

Remember now, this is a state which jailed a man for cussing in the presence of children when he capsized his boat on Cow Creek outside of Palo Cedro, in northern California, sometime in 2001 or 2002 (can’t recall the exact date)

This is a state who’s governor can be seen making statements on video such as “I have always wanted to be a dictator, yah…yah, I think I would be a great dictator.”

This is a state which hosts an annual meeting of politicians at a private resort outside of San Francisco called Bohemian Grove, where they have been videotaped engaging in séances and worshipping a 40 foot stone statue of an Owl they call Moloch. They also perform a ceremony called “the cremation of care” where they burn a baby in effigy. Furthermore, service staff have reported that the two week event is routinely supplied with large quantities of illegal drugs such as cocaine and marijuana, and that the attendees perform homosexual acts on one another. There are many facts to support this, and the various families have code names. For example, the Bush clan is called “the hillbillies.”

While both political parties have been known to attend, the Democrats typically claim it is only for Republicans. But since 99.9 percent of politicians lie, who gives a fat rat’s flying fuck at a rolling shit doughnut what they say?

The article claims you cannot be punished for non-compliance. However, this opens the door on the paddy wagon awfully wide. One can just imagine what may be allowed to fit through after this kind of free speech slamming legislation makes it rounds.

The remarkable thing -- albeit nauseatingly so -- is that this is also a state which prides itself on hawking veritable mountains of celluloid clips portraying profanity laced images, along with violence, explicit sexual acts, death and destruction all under the guise of free speech. When in all actuality it is anything but.

To digress…

When these things are engaged in by the individual then they are rights of free expression. When they are sold in the media they are exploitation of the society, and walk a very fine line with obscenity.

While prohibiting gratuitous violence, sex and profanity in movies would be a grave mistake, there is no reason why it should be protected under the first amendment.

Filmmakers who do produce these types of films should, however, be required to comply with reasonable legislation -- concerning obscenity and manipulation of young minds -- which demands that those selling the depravity create equal amounts of moral entertainment with equal levels of contrast.

But back to the issue at hand.

Cuss-free week is actually the brain child of…well, a child. This, of course, makes a great deal of sense when one considers that California is a predominantly blue state, and the republicans have found a 13 year old to be their CPAC poster child of conservatism. They even allowed him to give a short -- rather nauseating -- speech to plug his talking points with creepy practiced hand gestures and precocious facial expressions. The would-be prodigy is certainly well on his way to being another dyed in the wool, power worshipping, corporate trick-donkey (edit...elephant, badger whatever...stupid dick-bone mascot!) of the republican party.

In true democrat style the California legislature has attempted to one-up the prodigy with a kid from South Pasadena High School who -- having created a “no cussing club” -- claims that cussing is linked to drug use, bullying and other bad behavior.

While any person with even a quark sized brain would need no more than one cell of that brain to determine that the assertions made by this California teen are utterly ridiculous -- I cuss constantly, but am anything but a bully, and won’t even take aspirin, let alone any other drug. As for bad behavior…at times, guilty as all fucking hell -- it appears that the “gooberment” are “on-bored” with a hidely-ho hankering for half-witted neighborly aggravation that any self-respecting citizen worth his weight in beer would love to give a bully-sized wedgey to.

It likely does not surprise anyone that the kid’s email was spammed excessively with crude messages as a result of creating the no-cussing club. Or that he has a website called, you guessed it, nocussing.com

But allegedly his idea is catching on -- no shit, this is the new candy-ass America that handed its nuts to Oprah Winfrey -- and his website now has over 35,000 members. Again, no shit, he is a darling little brat of a nation that now worships youth like it were the wave of the future…well, ok so it is, but they haven’t taken over yet and there is still an awful lot of fucking work to do, so get off your dammed asses and quit acting like pedophiles…yer creepin me out!

The kid say's “Next year I want to do a world tour,” opining “Cussing is a hard habit to break, but anyone can do it.”

“Sure kid.” But he’ll be changing his sweet song to a tirade of expletives once he starts getting screwed by the politicians he obviously knows nothing about. Where the hell is this kids father anyway? The guy must be a precocious, Flanders-style asshole who likes his Kool-Aid with extra fluoride in it.

Since this article is purposely laced with various forms of profanity, the names of the minors in question have been omitted. But suffice it to say that if the irritating little upstart were just a bit older he would find himself included in the dim-witted and disingenuous bureaucratic-dolts I now tip my hat to, and with all due respect, say…“go fuck yourselves.”